The Andy Mark Drunk Scale

If you read I hope they serve beer in hell then you are familar with the "Tucker Max Drunk Scale" I'm not trying to rip the guy off but I too have my own scale to define my state of drunkness on any given night. Here is that scale

1. Tipsy:  A couple of games of pong and maybe a shot or two in, I'm a little off balance, I'll forget shit someone just told me like names of people I meet for the first time that night, or other random shit. This is also the stage where stumbling and slurring occurs. However I'm still an OK member of society at this point 
2. Drunk: 9 beers or so later, now I'm really feeling it. All my senses start getting really fucked up right now but I still have semi control of what I'm saying although I will tend to talk more shit to people too but nothing to drastic. I can still hold a conversation with a girl without shoving my face into her tits or coming off as a rapist. This is the last stage of my drunkenness where I am still cool to be around.
3. Shit hammered/The Shark: Usually the result of multiple self made drinks or doing a lot of shots for the hell of it now I'm realllllly fucked up. I may repeat what I've said over and over again, laugh at dumber shit than usual, hit on basically anything with tits and legs, and be overly aggressive with random girls at the bar. Also I will eat almost anything at this point.
4. MCMANDY: I either found a large supply of free booze or I try to see how many shots I can do in 30 seconds.NOW I am fucking done my highly intoxicated alter ego as appeared. McMandy takes part in all the lowest forms of human behavior and is drivin by two things only, food and sex. I have eaten pizza I have dropped on the ground in this stage and have spent more money on food then booze that night. I will hit on EVERY girl in the room, be mad aggresive and somtimes "handsy" especially if shes dressed mad slutty (basically a bullseye in McMany's mind), doesn't matter if; 

• She ignores me
• The friend standing next to her has just turned me down
• She has a boyfriend
• I'm friends with her boyfriend
• She threatens to mace me
• She screams at me

Nope McMandy is the definition of not giving a fuck and will destroy everything in his path

Side note:
Freshmen year about half of Albany met McMandy