I've always hated these things, I always thought that blogs were just another way for pricks to voice their demented opinions about crap I didn't give a fuck about. However after reading some of my friends blogs, and sports blogs like KSK and Barstool, I have a change of heart. This blog contains stories from my life for the sole purpose of entertainment. All these stories are true and only the names have been changed. Also I do not believe in censorship, so if you're offended by strong language consider this a warning. So if your bored as fuck wherever you are and you come across this blog I hope it entertains you. Otherwise why the fuck are you reading it?

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

5 BAD ASS Movie Trailers

An underrated tool in the world of film is the trailer. A solid trailer can give the world a sneak peek at an unknown un-hyped movie that ends up being a fucking masterpiece. A thrilling trailer can excite the shit out of you for a movie you are dying to see. A great trailer can also get audiences into seats for a shitty movie which is good for the film biz people but bad for us, I won’t hate though. I’ve already discussed how much of a boner I have for movies in this blog. I’ve already written a couple of posts where I suggested 5 random ass movies that are worth seeing. Today I give love to my top five favorite trailers. Yes these films pretty much fall under the same genre and they are all relatively recent, but you know what I really don’t give a fuck. So here are my top five personal favorite movie trailers.

1.       The Dark Knight (2008)

Heath Ledgers’ performance in this is without a doubt fucking legendary, and has been deemed so by the critics and those who’ve seen this film constantly. Where did the world get its first look at this magnificent performance? That’s right the mother fucking trailer.





2.       X-Men, First Class (2011)

I watched this trailer online a million times and saw it before Source Code (a must see by the way) when I was high as fuck. This is a perfectly made trailer and has definitely influenced me to buy a ticket to this future summer blockbuster



3.       Watchmen (2009)

You got to love the smashing pumpkins song as the background music for this trailer. It may have been one of the most perfect musical fits ever. I’ve heard mixed reactions from people about this movie, but I’d consider it a must see. How anyone can watch the scenes of Rorschach kicking the shit out of dudes in prison and not enjoy it is beyond me. (Plus Malin Akerman doing the dirty, nuff said)  




4.       Ironman 2 (2010)

MICKEY FUCKING ROURKE…that’s all that needs to be said.




5.       Battle L.A.

This movie got devastatingly panned by the critics, honestly I didn’t think it was that bad and I enjoyed it. The reason this movie got hyped up to be the next District 9 is all because of this amazing trailer. The eerie background music, the silent scenes of action, this is an example of a trailer taking a decent action movie and making it look like a fucking epic.



Honorable Mention: Terminator Salvation

Did not like the film at all and will not waste your time boring you with a rant hating on it, but I can’t lie this trailer was very legit.



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